Frank the Goat (frank) wrote,
Frank the Goat
frank

Holiday!

Oh sure, everyone knows today is Cinco de Mayo. But did you also know today is No Pants Day?

I'm trying to decide how I can best celebrate this holiday, since I don't wear pants anyway. Do I fast for spiritual cleansing (are pants like chametz today)? Or do I engorge myself in those pants left behind by those frolicking in the streets of Austin and Atlanta?

I leave it to you to decide:

No Pants Day:

Wear no pants; eat no pants
1600(15.8%)
Wear no pants; EAT ALL PANTS
8519(84.2%)


Hungrily yours,
Frank
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