I am eating pants. Pants, sing the praises of pants! I wear a mullet.
I work for LiveJournal. Well, not work for LiveJournal. More like work on LiveJournal. Okay, more like eat LiveJournal. But only when I'm really hungry and they've forgotten to feed me my monthly ration of pants.
My name is Frank. I'm a goat. You may have seen me on the front page.
[This journal was originally written by elfbabe and piman, who have graciously turned it over to LiveJournal staff!]