Frank the Goat (frank) wrote,
Frank the Goat
frank
Oh my God, I just got the coolest phone call ever. Last year on a whim I registered with the North Pole Temp Agency in case they happened to have any last-minute shortages, and well, apparently this year the reindeer union just got off of transit strike, and a few of them hurt their hooves while they were on the picket fence. I mean picket line. And they called me up because apparently there are a whole lot of LJ users celebrating Christmas, and I know where I'm going and can help steer the sled. So off I go! Be sure to leave some pants out for me to munch on -- the big guy in red still likes cookies, but nothing beats a good pair of jeans after a night of hard work.

So you can load the Santa Tracker tonight and wave to me when I pass overhead. And no matter what holiday you're celebrating this season -- Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yule, Saturnalia, Festivus, or even just Get A Free Day Off Work Day -- the LJ team and I hope that you have a good one.
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